Filibuster Ale Hoodie
Filibuster Ale Hoodie
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Filibuster Ale Hoodie

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Introducing: “Filibuster Ale—Must be Quaffed before 2022”

This Hazelnut (otherwise known as a Filbert—get it?) Brown Ale has reached the peak of its flavor, just like the Filibuster, and must be quaffed before the 2022 elections.

In what is surely our most involved label to date, trusty blue-tied filberts are working in lock-step with their majority, represented by the ferocious Democratic donkey, to destroy the Republican playbook which is to BLOCK EVERYTHING that could help Americans by using the unfair Filibuster that gives them minority power they didn’t earn, ultimately frustrating voters who give up on government as “hopelessly gridlocked,” stop voting, and in a self-fulfilling prophecy, hand power back to these the Republican nihilists.

On the “right” side of the label, while most of the “cracked” red-tied filberts are screaming and howling about the Big Lie, Mitch McConnell is watching in horror as his final lever of power is chewed up.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30